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Electronic aids are nothing new in the Japanese home, with devices available for a variety of tasks – including entertaining children and caring for the elderly.

Some manufacturers, however, have decided to move away from such practical concerns, focusing much more on personal pleasure. This, erm, mechanical masturbator being a prime example.

For frustrated fellas reticent to subject their genitalia to a rather severe looking synthetic squeeze, the appliance comes with other, slightly less alarming attachments.

Removal of the ‘hand’ for example allowing for straightforward insertion, with the machine kindly taking care of all necessary movements.

Such versatility making it a real a bargain at only 34,500 yen (170 pound). Comfortably beating the competition hands down.

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USB Panic Button
This cool USB panic button can be used with any computer with a USB port. It’s a pretty simple idea but works a treat. When you boss walks past, simply slam the big, red, James Bond style panic button and it puts a document on your PC screen, making you look like you were very busy working. Cool Gadget! I want one of these ASAP!

USB Missile Launcher
Want to annoy the hell out of colleagues across the room? The Launcher holds three foam missiles, and Missile Command is located on your desktop. You simply use your mouse to control the launcher which rotates and tilts as you zero in on your victim, that, despite being deeply childish, is immensely satisfying. The Missile Launcher fires its three foam missiles sequentially as you hit the ‘Fire’ button, and though collateral damage is minimal, the fun factor is exceedingly high.