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Finally the weekend! But for your Porn Man its another day, sitting on the patio enjoying a drink and doing some work. Time to edit pics, fix videos, and build galleries. This weekend is going to be great but long. My sister is coming into town to see the guy she’s been dating and I’m in a fight with my other sister. So it’s a good time for all!! LOL~!!

One quick note before I leave you with the porn and a good Friday. I have to re-say, I am tired of people asking for help but never replying to e-mails.

 Enjoy the porn and sorry for the short blog, I’ll put more down later.

And remember the lotion and Twitter me!!

As I sit on my patio looking out, I think about 3 years ago. You see three years ago I left my full time job to do porn full time. This was something I thought about and wanted to do, but was worried about making a living doing just porn with nothing to fall back on. Well the first two years where great, the last year has been fun, but as they say only the strong survive. And I’m still here, still doing porn. I’ve lost people that I thought were my friends because of what I do, or they want me to let them on to sets or introduce them to so and so. Sorry not going to happen. If you are in the business and want to meet someone, sure I’ll help out, if I just met you and you want me to do that, BYE!

I’ve met and worked with great people and now I’m just doing my photography and web work, plus sometimes (yes, sometimes) stunt cock. The reason I’m writing about this, I was thinking last night about the last few years of my life and now I know I hate crowds, hate people looking over my shoulder and I just want to work. I’m still meeting people and keeping in touch with some of the people I’ve worked with in the past, things are well with the pornman. Something of a personal thing though, really hate being called a fan!! I’ve been doing this for about 11 years and just because I don’t do the parties, conventions, or have my face on camera, doesn’t mean I’m not the business.

So now comes the time for me to get back out there and promote my work, do the things I hate, get out!! LOL~!!! So be on the lookout for me, hitting the parties, hitting the new stars, and just hitting the pavement!!

But for now enjoy the porn and as always “Remember the Lotion!!”

And remember to follow me on twitter!!!

What a fucking week, lost my shooting location, my server and computer went down, and a fight with someone I think of as my sister! Sorry about not updating for the last week but SHIT really hit the fan.

Let’s start with the first one, lost my outdoor shooting location due to him refinding God and doesn’t approve of what I do for a living. I didn’t know God was lost!! It’s amazing how a one minute phone call can kill your week. He told me never to come back to his home and that I will burn in hell for what I do. Right….. I may be going to hell, but not for what I do for a living!! LOL~!!!! So I lost that for about 6 months to a year, until he gets the stick out of his ass once again, yes, he goes through this about every two years.

Then my computer got infected with a virus that erased half my hard drive, thank God I had it backed up. Then my server wanted to join the computer and crash! Well working on the server took longer then I thought and I lost everything and had to reload everything back into after cleaning the drives. So as of 8 am this morning everything is back to normal, but I have to re-summit all the photos and videos that were on other sites! Anyone that thinks adult work is easy……

Now to the last one, my friend is the wife of the guy who used to let me shoot. In fact it was her idea to let me use the house. She was also my drinking partner in crime! Well when he found God, she went along, and now she is trying to be a good wife and follower. So this is how I know it will only last a little while. She is a partier and a drinking like me and will never change.

So for now I’m going to use my home and other places I know about to shoot. Back up EVERYTHING and just wait it out. Everything is never as bad as when you first look at it and all works out in the end. Karma’s a real bitch!! And people always get what they have coming to them!

But now lets enjoy some good old PORN!!!!!!

Don’t forget the lotion and remember to follow me on Twitter!!!

And one final note to the spammers trying to flood my comments, I approve ALL comments so please don’t waste your or my time!!

No that’s not me, just an odd thought I had this morning while cleaning the kitchen. What would I do with the last month I had to live on this Earth. Well for me I would write, write down everything I did and everything I have experienced. With the exception of screwing a few ladies, I have done almost everything I’ve ever wanted to do. The two things I would love to do is grab my camera gear and drive to Alaska, and I want to rent a Harley in Australia and just ride across the continent. But as far as everything else I’ve done, well you’ll have to wait till I’m on my deathbed!

 I live my life by doing what I love and never looking back. I have no regrets about what I haven’t done, except for a few ladies. I do have regrets about people I’ve met both in and out of the business that just fell off the face of the planet and I never got to tell them goodbye, or how much I enjoyed their company and friendship, but that’s the nature of the porn. So that’s what I would do, and how I want to be remembered.

 Yes, I know it’s an odd post but hey I’m an odd guy. I’m a work-a-holic and I have trouble shutting down my mind so I am always working and thinking, and somethings are just funny. Speaking of funny, bought two new domains last night, www.collegejizz.com and www.exgfjizz.com Yes, I got on a jizz thing!!

 But for now enjoy the porn, remember the lotion, and follow me on Twitter!!

A great night last night to a really long week! So my week began Tuesday morning, since it’s been a wet and windy winter here in Hollyweird, the outside to my shooting location was trashed! So I spent the week cleaning, mowing, and whacking (weed whacking that is!!) The outside is almost three acres of land with an outdoor movie theater and an amphitheater, plus great close views of the Hollywood sign.

     But Friday got done with all the BS and now just a few little things to do. After all that I was just going to have a beer with my friend and head home, BUT no!! LOL~!!!!!! One beer turned into 3 and then the Dirty Vodka Martinis started, plus shots of Patron!! So it was a great night with my friend and she is an amazing cook as well!!!

  So for today, it was doing nothing but chatting with friends, enjoying a good Captian, and doing laundry!

 But enough of my week, here’s what you came for the porn!!! And be on the lookout for the opening of www.inandoutjobs.com and a few other things I’m working on! Follow me on Twitter and Myspace, and as always remember the lotion!!!!

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That’s right, there’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ’s.

This is the last post I’m putting up about this, well at least for a week. I’m FUCKING tired of hearing horror stories about bad photographers, camera guys, webmasters and such. Now do not get me wrong, there are a lot of bad ones out there. But when I see posts or people asking for help and I offer I never hear anything back. I’ve been working as a photographer for 20 years, camera guy for about 10, and webmaster for about 10 years as well. So for every bad webmaster story, I can tell a bad story about someone hiring me for a site.

 People who bitch about getting a bad person really only want to hear themselves bitch. And yes I’m doing the same! But if I offer help let me do my work, don’t pretend to lose my e-mail and continue to bitch!

 Anywho, just letting off steam while I work on a new site for myself and following the twitter crack list.

 Enjoy the porn and remember the lotion!!!!

So as I sit here at my friend’s dinner table writing this I am thinking about new sites and new shoots. Sorry I haven’t been around for the last few weeks, been busy with Flakes and models that have no idea about showing up on time or at all for shoots. I am trying to get some new girls for you to see, but the problem with new girls is out of 100 girls about 10 are serious about shooting and really want to work.

So I am sitting here ready to shoot and have no one around to shoot! Oh Well, another day in Pornville. So I am taking my time and building http://www.inandoutjobs.com/ as well as redoing my photography portfolio. I am looking at a may launch for the site but I will leak pics and videos to you here! Now trust me I would love to go into detail about the flakes and the girl’s names and such, but let’s say I’m taking the high road and love karma. So I know in the end things will always come back around!

And remember to follow me on twitter and always use the lotion.

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